Bowie: Cancer took him.

Sam Cooke: Got shot and died.

Marley: Melanoma murder.

Marvin: Reverse fratricide.

Aaliyah: Coked out pilot.

Biggie: Dead, shot on the drive.

Eazy: Dead, smothered by AIDS.

Elvis: Secretly alive.

Janis: Jabbed a needle.

Lynrd Skynrd: Picked a plane.

Jimi: Took barbiturates. And

Kurt: Blew out his brain.

Death’s scythe is made of iron, even Freddie couldn’t break it.

Look at Prince, OD’d on fentanyl and didn’t even take it.