When jealous man incarnate darkness turns

towards overpower versus receiving,

or when a sexy, evil countess burns

for a lovely boy she’s been deceiving.

When darkness of a sexual nature be,

no hero there, just an enabler,

those justice wanting settle for iced tea;

Those vengeance wanting: Elliot Stabler.

Detective Stabler, hero of our times!

He sees an evil, won’t do nothing real!

Dispense with words, no meaning lives in rhymes!

* a punch to the kidneys * “Yeah? HOW DID THAT FEEL?!?”

Perps are unDUNN DUNN; he’ll catch as catch can.

Detective Elliot Stabler: Our Man.